what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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