I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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