Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
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