Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
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