Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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