Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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