Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
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