mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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