And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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