i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I had to cum in my sink.
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