Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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