i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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