What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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