we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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