remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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