i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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