Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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