Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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