my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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