We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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