hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Randomize
