can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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