I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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