I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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