New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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