Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
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