margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Sponge bath it is.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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