I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
my sisters under your porch take her home
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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