But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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