best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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