Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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