at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
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