so that wasnt chicken after all
Me too!
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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