and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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