My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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