sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
What changed your mind?
Being sober
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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