Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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