I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
Randomize
