when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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