Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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