She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
