I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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