absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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