Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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