think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
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