So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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