she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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