you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
Randomize
