I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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