Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
He did a backflip because drugs
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
