We're like a lot better than the average bears
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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