did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
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