turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize