please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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