I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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