I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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